Birthday cake tastes more delicious in September (Picture: Getty Images)
September birthdays are the best. Fact.
Birthdays are a personal highlight of the year for us all, and most likely our favourite day of the entire year. We’ll go as far as saying that birthdays are even better than Christmas.
The only way to make a birthday even better is if you were born in September, because September babies are definitely the best.
1. Perfect weather
September babies don’t need to fret over the implications of the weather on their fierce birthday outfit when celebrating. The weather is in that blissful stage when it’s not so humid that within ten minutes your back gets sweaty, and it’s not so cold that you’ll freeze your fabulous birthday socks off. So basically werk it.
2. Excellent timing
The fact that summer is now over doesn’t even register on your radar, because you’re far too busy counting down until your birthday. Summertime sadness isn’t a thing for September babies, and in fact you’re a bit glad when it’s over because you know it’s time to dig out the birthday badge. Yay.
3. So many outfit choices
If your birthday lands in September you don’t have to deal with the trauma of squeezing yourself into a tiny dress, or a tight vest. Nope, instead you can bask in the greatness of autumn fashion, and wear the nicest jumper that you have.
4. Queen Bey, obvs
The next best thing to sharing your birthday month with the actual Queen of England is sharing it with Queen Bey aka Beyonce instead. Plus, there’s a good chance that if Kanye succeeds in becoming President in 2020 he’ll declare Bey’s birthday as a global bank holiday. Aces.
5. So many celeb birthdays
Nothing like taking your birthday treats into the office and bragging to anyone that will listen about all of the cool celebrities that you share your special day with. Idris Elba, Pink and Will Smith are just some of the candidates that could be your potential birthday twin.
6. Cool star signs
September babies are either a Virgo or a Libra. So you’re basically the most sexiest star sign around (fact) or have a strong sense of justice. None of this boring water carrier nonsense over here.
7. Birthday drinks
Does anyone else have a special type of alcohol dedicated to their birthday month? Probably not. September is all about Jack Daniels, and because no-one is quite sure when he was actually born the whole month is dedicated to him. A perfect excuse to have several Jack Daniels drinks.
September birthdays are the best. Fact.
Birthdays are a personal highlight of the year for us all, and most likely our favourite day of the entire year. We’ll go as far as saying that birthdays are even better than Christmas.
The only way to make a birthday even better is if you were born in September, because September babies are definitely the best.
1. Perfect weather
September babies don’t need to fret over the implications of the weather on their fierce birthday outfit when celebrating. The weather is in that blissful stage when it’s not so humid that within ten minutes your back gets sweaty, and it’s not so cold that you’ll freeze your fabulous birthday socks off. So basically werk it.
2. Excellent timing
The fact that summer is now over doesn’t even register on your radar, because you’re far too busy counting down until your birthday. Summertime sadness isn’t a thing for September babies, and in fact you’re a bit glad when it’s over because you know it’s time to dig out the birthday badge. Yay.
3. So many outfit choices
If your birthday lands in September you don’t have to deal with the trauma of squeezing yourself into a tiny dress, or a tight vest. Nope, instead you can bask in the greatness of autumn fashion, and wear the nicest jumper that you have.
4. Queen Bey, obvs
The next best thing to sharing your birthday month with the actual Queen of England is sharing it with Queen Bey aka Beyonce instead. Plus, there’s a good chance that if Kanye succeeds in becoming President in 2020 he’ll declare Bey’s birthday as a global bank holiday. Aces.
5. So many celeb birthdays
Nothing like taking your birthday treats into the office and bragging to anyone that will listen about all of the cool celebrities that you share your special day with. Idris Elba, Pink and Will Smith are just some of the candidates that could be your potential birthday twin.
6. Cool star signs
September babies are either a Virgo or a Libra. So you’re basically the most sexiest star sign around (fact) or have a strong sense of justice. None of this boring water carrier nonsense over here.
7. Birthday drinks
Does anyone else have a special type of alcohol dedicated to their birthday month? Probably not. September is all about Jack Daniels, and because no-one is quite sure when he was actually born the whole month is dedicated to him. A perfect excuse to have several Jack Daniels drinks.
We’ll take all of these please (Picture: Getty Images)
8. So much fun ahead
A September birthday is a great way to kick off an entire period of absolute fun. A birthday just before the return of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte from Starbucks followed by Halloween, Bonfire Night, the new TV season and Christmas? Yeah, go on then.
9. Celebrity classroom status
Nothing like cementing your place as the most popular kid in class like bringing in an abundance of treats during the first few weeks of the new term. Also, a great time to throw the wildest birthday party that the local Wacky Warehouse has ever seen, and therefore securing your popular status for the rest of the academic year.
10. Birthday getaways are cheaper
We all know that the best birthday present is a cheeky little getaway. And thanks to kids going back to school you can be guaranteed to pick up a really good holiday bargain. Barcelona return flight for £50, when in August it was £200? Amazing.
11. Sapphire is your birthday stone
Titanic pretty much cemented the fact that September babies are the best. Not convinced? Well does your birthday stone have an entire movie based around an expedition searching for a necklace known as ‘The Heart of the Ocean’? No, no it does not.
8. So much fun ahead
A September birthday is a great way to kick off an entire period of absolute fun. A birthday just before the return of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte from Starbucks followed by Halloween, Bonfire Night, the new TV season and Christmas? Yeah, go on then.
9. Celebrity classroom status
Nothing like cementing your place as the most popular kid in class like bringing in an abundance of treats during the first few weeks of the new term. Also, a great time to throw the wildest birthday party that the local Wacky Warehouse has ever seen, and therefore securing your popular status for the rest of the academic year.
10. Birthday getaways are cheaper
We all know that the best birthday present is a cheeky little getaway. And thanks to kids going back to school you can be guaranteed to pick up a really good holiday bargain. Barcelona return flight for £50, when in August it was £200? Amazing.
11. Sapphire is your birthday stone
Titanic pretty much cemented the fact that September babies are the best. Not convinced? Well does your birthday stone have an entire movie based around an expedition searching for a necklace known as ‘The Heart of the Ocean’? No, no it does not.
Add that to the birthday wish list (Picture: YouTube)
12. New beginnings
Everyone foolishly assumes that January is the month for a fresh start, but we all know that this is a lie. Have you ever started something in January and followed it through? Probably not. But in September you’ll actually stick to any new ventures you take up, like that new TV series that has just started, or your commitment to try everything on the new autumn Costa menu.
13. Turns you into a smarty pants
Apparently babies born in September have 25% more chance of getting into Oxford or Cambridge than a baby born in August. We quite like those odds, soz August babies.
12. New beginnings
Everyone foolishly assumes that January is the month for a fresh start, but we all know that this is a lie. Have you ever started something in January and followed it through? Probably not. But in September you’ll actually stick to any new ventures you take up, like that new TV series that has just started, or your commitment to try everything on the new autumn Costa menu.
13. Turns you into a smarty pants
Apparently babies born in September have 25% more chance of getting into Oxford or Cambridge than a baby born in August. We quite like those odds, soz August babies.
Metro UK
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