Adebimpe The Facebook Girl - Part 5

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As her phone was ringing, she picked. Though I couldn’t hear the caller’s voice from the phone, but bimpe was responding “ok, alright, ok, ok” on the phone and she dropped the call. Before I could say anything, bimpe said “that is my roommate at school. She is asking me the time I will get to PHC”. I dashed out of the room. I stood outside my house for like 10 minutes thinking all sort of things “Am I actually a mumu?, what if she is right about having a cousin?. After All, she will give me sex as a surprise before leaving so I will actually taste her. But should I tell her about what I saw on facebook?, but what if she asked me how I get to know her account details?, but if I don’t give her the money, how will she get to PHC?. Or should I delay her till tomorrow so as to enjoy her over the night?. But NO, she is having a 4 unit test tomorrow. And bimpe is beautiful ooooo, I think I like her naturally because if not, I won’t be this mumu for her”*********** 

Nigeria | Obafemi Martins: Shocked By Recall to Super Eagles

Obafemi Martins

The American Major League Soccer no doubt cannot compare with major leagues in Europe. MLS serves as haven for ageing football stars in their quest to have a befitting ending to their football ending career and the list of these players is endless. So, when in March 2013, Obafemi Matins moved to America to join Seattle Sounders, many felt it was the end of his national team career, considering that most Super Eagles coaches are not favourably disposed to extending invitations to player plying their trade in the MLS.

Nigeria: Ambode's Wife Urges Women to be Strong and Resilient

Mrs. Ambode receiving an award from Pastor Iluyomade

Martins Ifijeh

Wife of the Lagos State Governor, Mrs. Bolanle Ambode, has called on women to be strong and resilient in the midst of challenges rising from, healthcare issues, unemployment, under-employment and lack of sufficient exposure to recognise and grab emerging opportunities for more prosperous and meaningful living
Mrs. Ambode, disclosed this in her goodwill message at the 2015 Arise Women Conference, at the City of David church, Victoria Island.

Buhari can’t satisfy all Nigerians – APC chief, Moghalu

President Buhari as a candidate during the election

George Moghalu is the National Au­ditor of the All Progressives Con­gress (APC). In this interview with TAIWO AMODU, he dismisses the standpoint of the main opposition party, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) that President Muhammadu Buhari’s consistent remarks on endemic corruption and gory picture of the state of the economy was capable of scaring away for­eign investors. He equally enunciates efforts by the government to improve the fortunes of Nige­rians. Excerpts:

Nigeria: Etisalat offers Free Eye Surgeries to 50 Gombe Indigenes

Martins Ifijeh

*Etisalat

About 50 indigenes of Gombe State have regained their sight after benefitting from a Free Eye Surgery programme sponsored by one of Nigeria’s telecommunications operators, Etisalat, in partnership with Charity for Cheer Foundation and the State Government.

SAD!!! Nigeria: Woman dies few hours after being delivered of triplets - Sun

Nursing them alone is a challenge –Father

BY VINCENT KALU

Obinna Nnanna’s joy knew no bounds last September 23 af­ternoon, when his wife, Ijeoma was delivered of triplets, two males and a female, after nine months of their marriage. When he returned home that evening, he was already thinking and planning how to put together an elaborate bash, as his resources would permit him to welcome the babies and their mother home; moreso, when the bundle of joy was coming just nine months after they got married.

Entertainment: 121 Media Icons Honoured at Red Summit Gala Night

Chief Olusegun Osoba, Julius Agwu and wife, Kayode Fayemi, Adebola Williams, Obiageli Ezekwesili and Rotimi Amaechi

By Azuka Ogujiuba

Entertainment: My Latest Movie Is Going to Blow Minds

Genevieve Nnaji

Biafra: PDP Cautions Buhari Against Use of Excessive Force

...urges dialogue with S/east Leaders.

President Muhammadu Buhari

Onyebuchi Ezigbo in Abuja

The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has expressed concern about the unfolding political events and developments in the South-East and South-South of Nigeria where security agencies have descended on restive youths.

Entertainment: Glo Thrills Ikeja Residents with Slide ‘n’ Bounce

Marvin Record sensation and Glo brand Ambassador, Korede Bello (2nd right) with his fans at the Ikeja edition of Glo Slide ‘n’ Bounce concert held at Water Parks Hotels,

By Kasie Abone

GLO SLIDE & BOUNCE CONCERT IN PORT HARCOURT: ENTERTAINMENT UNLIMITED

From the rising to the setting of the sun, the Port Harcourt weather looked temperate and friendly throughout that Saturday. A few showers of blessings here and there but nothing strong enough to truncate the fun.

Nigeria: Surulere Residents Lament Power Outage

Child reading with a light candle

Aggrieved residents of Banire–Oludipe Streets in Surulere, Local Government Area of Lagos State recently embarked on a peaceful protest against the deplorable services of Eko Electricity Distribution Company in the neighborhood.

Nigeria: PDP Alleges Executive Interference as Tribunal Directs Aisha Alhassan Sworn in as Taraba Gov

Hajia Aisha Alhassan

Senator Iroegbu and Onyebuchi Ezigbo in Abuja

The Taraba State Governorship Election Petition Tribunal sitting in Abuja has declared the All Progressives Congress (APC) candidate, Hajia Aisha Alhassan, winner of the April 11 gubernatorial poll in the state.

BREAKING NEWS: Taraba tribunal sacks Darius Ishaku

Darius Ishaku

… Declares Alhassan winner of guber poll

The Taraba State governorship election petition tribunal on Saturday nullified the election of the state governor, Darius Ishaku on the ground that he was not validly nominated and sponsored by his party, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl - Part 4

She stood up from my laps and went to the kitchen leaving me with hard on. I said to myself again… Chaii! I must be the greatest fool of the highest order.Just as I sat down sadly on the bed nursing my hard-on. She called me from the kitchen to join her in eating the noodles. I went to meet her in the kitchen.After finishing the noodles, I went back to sit on the bed while she sat at the other edge of the bed..

BIMPE: baby, I will miss you, if not for my cousin. I would have lodged at your place

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl - Part 3

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... said ok and then hanged up. I said to myself that chaiiii………..pero, you be first class maga. Just as I was imagining my “mumurity”, I don’t know either to trace the address I found on facebook, or to set her up, kidnap her and molest her, so many evil things were just going through my mind, then a text message came in from bimpe which says ” baby, I am on my way to your place”. Gba gaun, my head sparked again, I started rehearsing how I will shout on her, I was reasoning if I should show her my discovery or not. I don’t know what to do next, I was just restless. Walking up and down my room. About 30mins later. I heard the sound “ko ko ko” on my door. Who is that was my response to the knock, and a sweet voice came from outside saying its me bimpe. I frowned and open the door. Before I knew it, she dropped her luggage, hugged me and then planted a kiss on my lips. Before I knew what was happening, I have forgot all my rehearsals..

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl - Part 2

Just while I was wondering about my stupidity, my memory started flashing back to the how we started..

Nigeria: No Large Convoys, Retinue of Aides, Buhari Advises Ministers-designate

President Muhammadu Buhari

Atiku joins President for prayers at villa

Tobi Soniyi in Abuja

President Muhammadu Buhari has outlawed the use of large convoys and retinue of aides by the ministers to be sworn in any moment from now.

Buhari, Please Get Down to Work; Enough of Excuses

President Muhammadu Buhari

When United States President Barack Obama assumed duty for his first term, the economy of the country was in a mess. The banking and mortgage sectors were crumbling. Some banks were even failing. Obama did not go about making noise. He simply got down to work. Within a matter of months, he impacted positively on these sectors and many more. This is what I was expecting from President Muhammadu Buhari. Unfortunately, it has not been the case.

Orji Uzubechukwu Chigozie: Two important management lessons I learnt from a 500 Naira note.

N500 note

1. It happened some time ago but . I was in an audience listening to a motivational speaker. The speaker got out his wallet & pulled out a 500 Naira note. Holding it up, he asked, "Who wants this 500 naira note?"

Relationship: Adebimpe the facebook girl - Part 1

Early October. I met Adebimpe on facebook as a mutual friend to one of my friends. One thing led to another, we started chatting on BBM and early march, we started E-dating. 3weeks ago, we discussed on how we will see facially and she suggested to travel down to meet me in Akure if only I can send T.fare. Adebimpe is a student of uniport so she fully based in PHC.