In case you haven’t noticed, a lot of mad people on the internet believe that the world is going to end this month.
On September 28, to be precise.
Various self-styled authorities believe that the world is slated to end on September 28 next month – caused either by an asteroid, the Large Hadron Collider, or a REALLY ANGRY version of Jesus, to tie in with the ever-popular Blood Moon Prophecy.
NASA has already debunked all this nonsense, saying that there is ‘There is no scientific basis – not one shred of evidence – that an asteroid or any other celestial object will impact Earth on those dates.’
But then we started noticing a few pretty chilling proofs of our own – from the ANTICHRIST HIMSELF appearing over LA, to One Direction taking a career break.
Is the world going to end? We’re not sure any more.
1) A mysterious fireball bursts over Bangkok
Was this a meteor burning up in our atmosphere – or a sign that the four horsemen have left the stable, and apocalypse is around the corner?
Scientists are sticking to the former explanation.
2) Giant hailstones rain down over Naples
Giant hail (Picture YouTube)
Giant hailstones recently rained down over Naples, in scenes chillingly reminiscent of Ming the Merciless’s attack on Earth in Flash Gordon.
This week, hailstones the size of cricket balls pummelled Italy. Note: this image isn’t from that, it’s from a very good YouTube explanation of why these things happen…
3) A ‘Dark Lady’ appears on Mars
Giant hailstones recently rained down over Naples, in scenes chillingly reminiscent of Ming the Merciless’s attack on Earth in Flash Gordon.
This week, hailstones the size of cricket balls pummelled Italy. Note: this image isn’t from that, it’s from a very good YouTube explanation of why these things happen…
3) A ‘Dark Lady’ appears on Mars
Picture NASA
Who is this sinister apparition? Why is she watching the Mars Rover?
Or is it just a rock? Ah, it’s probably just a rock.
4) A sheep which looks like the Antichrist is born
This year, a sheep gave birth to a lamb in Chirka, close to Dagestan in Southern Russia, with an evil-looking face which may well be the Antichrist, just as the book of Revelations foretold.
Then again, it may just be a really, really ugly sheep.
5) Donald Trump rises in the West
Who is this sinister apparition? Why is she watching the Mars Rover?
Or is it just a rock? Ah, it’s probably just a rock.
4) A sheep which looks like the Antichrist is born
This year, a sheep gave birth to a lamb in Chirka, close to Dagestan in Southern Russia, with an evil-looking face which may well be the Antichrist, just as the book of Revelations foretold.
Then again, it may just be a really, really ugly sheep.
5) Donald Trump rises in the West
Picture Getty
Look at this face. This man could actually be the next President. Chilling.
6) The Antichrist is pictured floating over Los Angeles
Look at this face. This man could actually be the next President. Chilling.
6) The Antichrist is pictured floating over Los Angeles
What the HELL is this?
Our infernal master, Satan, has sent out his first-born son, the Antichrist, in a move which may well herald the end of the world.
That’s the perfectly reasonable conclusion of one UFO fan, after seeing a strange flying humanoid over LA last week.
Many of us might conclude that this was a Michelin-man-style inflatable – but no, it’s more likely to be the Antichrist, or perhaps a shape-shifting alien.
7) American states legalise weed
For decades, America has been the country where you can get life in prison for sparking a joint. Now it’s a stoner Mecca.
Just a surprising news event – or part of a pattern of symbols which herald the end of the world?
8) Woman sees real, live lizard man
‘I am not making this up,’ says local woman caller Sarah, who told CNN she snapped the alleged reptilian in South Carolina.
Well, that’s OK, then – isn’t it?
9) Scientists find a volcano full of SHARKS
Our infernal master, Satan, has sent out his first-born son, the Antichrist, in a move which may well herald the end of the world.
That’s the perfectly reasonable conclusion of one UFO fan, after seeing a strange flying humanoid over LA last week.
Many of us might conclude that this was a Michelin-man-style inflatable – but no, it’s more likely to be the Antichrist, or perhaps a shape-shifting alien.
7) American states legalise weed
For decades, America has been the country where you can get life in prison for sparking a joint. Now it’s a stoner Mecca.
Just a surprising news event – or part of a pattern of symbols which herald the end of the world?
8) Woman sees real, live lizard man
‘I am not making this up,’ says local woman caller Sarah, who told CNN she snapped the alleged reptilian in South Carolina.
Well, that’s OK, then – isn’t it?
9) Scientists find a volcano full of SHARKS
Sharks are filmed swimming inside the crater of an active volcano 150ft underwater Source: YouTube/nationalGeographic
Don’t panic, but National Geographic found sharks living in hot, acidic waters inside an active volcano in the Solomon Islands this year.
10) One Direction go on a career break
Don’t panic, but National Geographic found sharks living in hot, acidic waters inside an active volcano in the Solomon Islands this year.
10) One Direction go on a career break
AFP/Getty Images
The clearest sign yet that the end is nigh.
11) Jeremy Corbyn
The clearest sign yet that the end is nigh.
11) Jeremy Corbyn
(Picture:EPA/Facundo Arrizabalaga)
What does this strange, bearded being want from our planet?
What does this strange, bearded being want from our planet?
Metro UK
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