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Wednesday 26 August 2015

Read this hilarious expected qualities a Barcelona fan is looking for in his future wife

Suarez, Neymar ans Messi

Someone should tell this Barca fan that it is better he should remain single, or become Gay.

QUALITIES OF MY WIFE TO BE:

1. She Must be a Barcelona fan.

2. Non of Her Parents Should like Chelsea

3. She Must be a FAN OF Messi and Neymar jr

4. Barcelona should be her Dream Land.

5. In case she need a house cleaner, a Chelsea fan can be hired.

6. All the House Hold Equipment must be Barcelona Customized.

7. Beside Heaven, Barcelona is our Second Home.

8. Our Kids must Learn how to Spell "Barcelona F.C and speak "CATALAN" first before understanding 1+1

9.Her favorite color must be Barcelona COLORS.

10. Anything with the Color BLUE must be Used in Toilet Cleaning.

11. Barcelona anthem must be our house anthem.

12 The theme of Barcelona anthem must be used as the RINGTONE, CALLER RINGTONE and ALARM of every phone in the house.

13 Every loose for Barcelona is tantamount to 3 days fasting and Prayers for the team.

14 Severe injury to MESSI...wife and children must mourn until he recovers..

15 Should ONE of these rules be broken....WIFE LEAVES

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