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Saturday 29 August 2015

‘I have the world’s longest penis and it scares women off’

Well-endowed Roberto Esquivel Cabrera (Picture: CEN)

He claims to have the world’s longest penis – but poor Roberto Esquivel Cabrera isn’t happy about it.

Far from fighting off the women, he claims his 18.9in member is scaring them away.

He also thinks it stops him from holding down a proper job, and wants to be registered as disabled.

But despite the huge discomfort it causes him, he wants the whole world to know about it, and has called for his penis to be recognised by the Guinness Book of Records.

Roberto, 52, got it X-rayed to disprove the doubters wrong.

An X-ray of Roberto’s manhood (Picture: CEN)

But doctors believe that nearly 13 inches of it are just skin.

Speaking about his sorry predicament, he said: ‘Look where it is, it goes far below the knees.

‘I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am a disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.

‘Then, I want to go to the Guinness to get recognition.’

Roberto, from Saltillo, in the north-east of Mexico, has claimed an honour thought belong to American Johan Falcon, whose manhood measured 13.38.

He lives alone and has to scavenge for food, he says.

Metro UK

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