1. 2007 was the year Kim Kardashian became a fully fledged ~celebrity~. It was a simpler time.
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2. It was a time when Kim wore gold chains and massive hoop earrings and went rollerbooting.
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3. It was a time when poses like this were commonplace.
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4. It was a time when she said things like this.
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5. In 2007, Kim was all about a good flat cap.
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6. She enjoyed a nude lipgloss and white boots.
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7. Back then, she partied with Lindsay Lohan.
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8. Kim doesn’t dance nowadays.
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9. But back then, girl got down.
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10. There’s no chance Kim would pose with a cigar for literally no reason in 2015.
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11. She definitely wouldn’t do this.
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12. And she certainly wouldn’t eat cake in the middle of a club.
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13. But remember the days when she used to hit people with handbags when they tried to ruin her getting-a-Bentley-moment?
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14. Remember when she used to just hold random objects?
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15. Like a lipstick that she definitely wasn’t going to use.
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16. Or a can of vitamin drink.
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17. 2015 Kim would never get this excited over a snow boot.
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18. Or do whatever’s going on here.
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19. She would never rock brown leggings and a waist belt.
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20. She wouldn’t be reduced to holding the silver bag while Paris Hilton had the gold one.
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21. And frankly this would never, ever happen nowadays.
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Imagine a world where Kim was pushed aside in favour of Paris Hilton. Imagine.
22. So Kim, this is a plea.
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23. Bring back the layering.
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24. You rock that silver jewellery.
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25. Answer your Sidekick on a red carpet.
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28. It’s sad that the Kardashians no longer wear co-ordinating satin.
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29. And it’s a shame that these shades were binned.
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30. Still, at least there is one thing from 2007 that has stood the test of time.
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Selfie Queen since 2007.
31. <3 you, Kim.
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