A brief tour of a 100-square-foot New York City apartment.posted on Aug. 21, 2015, at 8:40 p.m.
Grayson Altenberg recently moved to New York from Wisconsin to work at a Lincoln Center restaurant. This is his apartment:
Altenberg chose the infamous 100-square-foot apartment because of its proximity to work.
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He doesn’t mind not having a real kitchen, because he has a giant one at Lincoln Center.
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His dining area could use a little work, though.
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Altenberg remains optimistic, saying, “My living room is Central Park.”
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The bathroom “needs a curtain, but it is literally a hole.”
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“For the time being, my routine works here,” Altenberg said. He’s not sure what he would do if he were in a relationship, though, as the place barely fits one.
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The listing from when the place was last on the market is truly a masterpiece:
Daily Mail / Via dailymail.co.uk
“This famous (featured in media for ridiculously tiny size) apartment is available for the same price partially furnished or unfurnished - and it’s SMALL.
How small is it, you ask?
- This apartment is so small, you can’t have three friends over at the same time; one of you will have to wait outside in the hall.
- It’s so small you can’t gain weight once you move in.
- It’s so small there’s a bumper on the front door to keep it from hitting the back wall.
- It’s so small you have to move the bed just to open and close the front door.
- It’s about 100sf, with the main room perhaps 7’ x 11’, plus a bathroom, NO KITCHEN OR STOVE, and the shower next to the sink.
And fortunately, only this bullet point is true.”
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